Reggie’s speech to the smash community at Evo 2014
You heard him. No Johns.
Translation: Stop playing that janky old dated garbage that is Melee and move on already you fucking nerds. I didn’t see Guilty Gear 1998 for a tournament or Tekken 3.
I tried to upload this as a single image but Tumblr made it look tiny because Tumblr is dumb. Then I tried uploading it as multiple images and Tumblr choked after 10. I guess they were too fat! I’ll have to upload another post with the rest.
So yeah, someone posted something a while back about “good fat” archetypes, meaning the types of fat that society deems acceptable such as “fat people striving to improve and lose weight” or “athletic fat people” or whatnot, and why those archetypes were, in Tumblrspeak, “problematic.” I hate the word “promblematic,” it makes you sound like a weasely middlemanager tiptoeing around the fact that you’re about to fire someone. But anyway, it made me start thinking. I don’t know nothing about GOOD fat stereotypes, but I sure know a lot about the SEXY ones. Here’s a listing of my favorite sexy fat stereotypes as gleaned…well, mostly from fatty wank, honestly.
There has only been five female characters comfirmed playable compared to fifteen male characters.
I’m amazed at those exact numbers because 33% is the point where men will start thinking there’s a majority of women in a group.
THE ULTIMATE FUCKING POST
You know it’s good when you bother to scroll all the way back up just to reblog it.
…Wait scroll up HOW OLD IS THIS THING
Reblog this forever…XD